Craigslist canada shuts down erotic section

shimmy2

shimmy2

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Welcome to the recession motherfuckers. :)

way to put those single moms back on the streets! and this is oh so ironic because prostitution is legal in canada... will only serve to drive to cost of girls DOWN. thanks to whoever pointed this ca CL shutdown out to me in another thread. I love getting my news from FO!
 
~~whimsy~~

~~whimsy~~

Now where will STDiva sell his body for sex under the guise of: Band Mate Search!?
 
Buzzboy

Buzzboy

shimmy2 said:
Welcome to the recession motherfuckers. :)

way to put those single moms back on the streets! and this is oh so ironic because prostitution is legal in canada... will only serve to drive to cost of girls DOWN. thanks to whoever pointed this ca CL shutdown out to me in another thread. I love getting my news from FO!
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That was me.:mad:

Also, college students won't be able to earn some extra money.
 
TheOrangeCat

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
TheOrangeCat

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
PirateKing said:
For the link? Pfft! You're not my pimp. :elaugh:

Then again, Greg is really ripping me off....Do you have any pimping experience?
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I am quite the Daddy Cool. My pimp (verb and noun) is both aesthetically pleasing and practical.

15% is cheap. Give thanks I don't want 'side benefits' because it's hard to earn a good living with a rectum stretched like a windsock .....
 
PirateKing

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The Orange Cat said:
I am quite the Daddy Cool. My pimp (verb and noun) is both aesthetically pleasing and practical.

15% is cheap. Give thanks I don't want 'side benefits' because it's hard to earn a good living with a rectum stretched like a windsock .....
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I'll have you know that I cater exclusively to elderly women, so my rectum is in mint condition sir. Unfortunately I do find some spiders in my bush from time to time.
 
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nancy-girl

Banned
I am hot too .you do cam to cam sex? Phone sex? Real sex? Don’t hesitate to add me to your messenger and join me there to have fun.awaiting you babe.
 
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BlueBalls

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PirateKing said:
I'll have you know that I cater exclusively to elderly women, so my rectum is in mint condition sir. Unfortunately I do find some spiders in my bush from time to time.
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Ha!

That entire area had completely lost any sense of shape and tension long before I got my greedy little paws on it so shut your fucking whore mouth and stop lying!
 
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GregCentauro

Banned
Hey Canadians! I know it is kinda hard for you to go out and search for a fuckhole in the real world. Most of you are so shabby it would be better you don't go outside to begin with.

Here's a deal. You pay me a drink and I fulfill all your sexual fantasies. And I know your sexual fantasies darn well. That's why I have already bought me some real sexy lingerie. You dudes will love it. I can already feel your hands all over me. Oh yeah!

What do you say? Does my ass look fat in that?

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PirateKing

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BlueBalls said:
Ha!

That entire area had completely lost any sense of shape and tension long before I got my greedy little paws on it so shut your fucking whore mouth and stop lying!
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:rolleyes: Please...you were swimming in there because that mole rat you call a penis seems to defy science by being so damn microscopic. When I shoved my head in the pillow it was to stifle the laughter. Greg and I had a good laugh about it afterwards.
 
TheOrangeCat

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
PirateKing said:
:rolleyes: Please...you were swimming in there because that mole rat you call a penis seems to defy science by being so damn microscopic. When I shoved my head in the pillow it was to stifle the laughter. Greg and I had a good laugh about it afterwards.
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Don't see how you could laugh with a ball gag in your mouth .... and phuuurleeze ..... that gaping sewer access port you call an ass has had more bull cock than a prize milking cow:D
 
PirateKing

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The Orange Cat said:
Don't see how you could laugh with a ball gag in your mouth .... and phuuurleeze ..... that gaping sewer access port you call an ass has had more bull cock than a prize milking cow:D
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Damn you all! That's it, my rectum is officially closed for business. Nothing goes in! :mad:
 
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BlueBalls

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PirateKing said:
:rolleyes: Please...you were swimming in there because that mole rat you call a penis seems to defy science by being so damn microscopic. When I shoved my head in the pillow it was to stifle the laughter. Greg and I had a good laugh about it afterwards.
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Penis? Whose talking about them here? No, no, no my boy what was inserted into you was far more exotic and far more of a . . . gamble, if you will.

A word of warning, try not to partake in what the average person would deem strenuous activity that would require the stretching and bending of the mid section in irregular angles for a little bit, 'kay? We wouldn't our little shnookums to do any lasting internal damage now, do we darling. ;)
 
TheOrangeCat

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
PirateKing said:
Damn you all! That's it, my rectum is officially closed for business. Nothing goes in! :mad:
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Last time I checked my vast collection of astrophysics text books, there was nothing in there about being able to close the sucking infinity of a black hole.

For that matter, my modest but perverse occult section also lacks any mention of ways to close the gaping maw of hell .....
 
PirateKing

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BlueBalls said:
Penis? Whose talking about them here? No, no, no my boy what was inserted into you was far more exotic and far more of a . . . gamble, if you will.

A word of warning, try not to undertake any strenuous activity that may require the stretching of the mid section in irregular angles for a little bit, 'kay? We wouldn't want you to do any lasting internal damage now, do we darling. ;)
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Damn, I figured...

Well, you failed. Whatever you stuck up there died a shitty death and breathed it's last breath in my toilet bowl. You better hope he doesn't clog my toilet.

The Orange Cat said:
Last time I checked my vast collection of astrophysics text books, there was nothing in there about being able to close the sucking infinity of a black hole.

For that matter, my modest but perverse occult section also lacks any mention of ways to close the gaping maw of hell .....
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Oh? Well....I better put it to good use then, or something. I hear they're looking for drug mules.

I'm too fried to think of clever retorts.[/size=1]
 
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